B: I won't tell her again.
B: (spitting something out) Yuck! That was na-sty!
Me: It was just a Cheerio. Those aren't nasty.
Cameron: No it wasn't, it was poop. Look, it's all over his mouth.
Me: That's chocolate.
Cameron: Oh, I thought it was poop.
Cameron: Dragonfly!
Me: Where?
Cameron: 10 o'clock!
Me: Bryant, I'm pooped.
B: No I didn't!!
B: What do dogs eat?
Me: What do our dogs eat?
B: Grass.
B: Do you know what ships used to be called?
Me: What?
B: The Mayflower.
Daddy: That was the name of the first ship, wasn't it?
C: Mommy, were you on it?
Cameron looking at a cross on the front porch:
Cameron: Mom? What does that cross say?
Me: As for me and my house we will serve the Lord.
Cameron: Oh. Did someone die there?
1 comment:
hahahahahaha... so funny. i need to do this.
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