Kids Say the Darndest Things... Take XII

Boys playing Battleship in the back of the car:

Me: Boys, you can't move your ships around after you start.  I think y'all are cheating.
C: Well, you might have hit one of my ships.
B:  Well, you might have sank one of mine.


Me: Hayden, the green princess is named Tiana.
H: Her name is banana?


Me: How was your first day of school?
B:  Guess what?  I love her!  I want to stay with her forever!  She gave me Fruit Loops for snack!


H: Bryant. You crack me up like an egg!


B:  I love Skully more than anyone!
C: More than mom?
B: Not more than mom or dad, or you.
C: What about Hayden?
B: Well, maybe a little.


H:  I went tee-tee.
Me: No you didn't.
H:  Yes I did.  Come here I'll show you.
Me:  Oh you did.  Great job!  Who's panties are those?
H:  Mine
Me:  Do you have panties on?
H:  (pulling down her shorts)  AHHHHH!!!


C:  Farted!  Farted!
Me: How about we don't say that word?  Maybe when you are ten you can say it.
C: No way!  When I'm ten I get to say farted and watch the Olympics again!!


B:  Lord, thank you for this day.  Thank you for the sky and trees.  In your blessed name, Amen.
C:  Dude.  You didn't even bless the food.