Bryant: This is not what I ordered!
Bryant: Shampoo! (Shamu)
At dinner one night:
Mommy: Bryant, after this, no more watermelon.
Cameron: Yeah, because you'll get the diarrhea's!
In the winter, playing in the snow:
Cameron: Will you take my gloves off?
Mommy: It's to cold!
Cameron: Well, I can't scratch my hiney. Will you scratch it for me?
Cameron: Mom! I've wanted this all my life!
Mommy: Man, you made a mess everywhere!
Bryant: Yep! Told ya!




1 comment:
hahaaha... I like the one where he asked if you would scratch his hiney. :)
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