Thursday, June 9, 2011

Kids Say the Darndest Things... Take VII

Sitting down to dinner at home.
Bryant: This is not what I ordered!


Bryant: Shampoo! (Shamu)


At dinner one night:
Mommy: Bryant, after this, no more watermelon.
Cameron: Yeah, because you'll get the diarrhea's!


In the winter, playing in the snow:
Cameron: Will you take my gloves off?
Mommy: It's to cold!
Cameron: Well, I can't scratch my hiney. Will you scratch it for me?


Cameron: Mom! I've wanted this all my life!


Mommy: Man, you made a mess everywhere!
Bryant: Yep! Told ya!

1 comment:

Alison, Jake, Addison, Avery and baby Bean said...

hahaaha... I like the one where he asked if you would scratch his hiney. :)